janitor and cleaner for all your cleaning pleasures !
Location
Roseville (CA), United States [ show map ]
I'm here to
I'm here to meet girls 18 to 35 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.
About me
old, oh my aching bones, fat , Oooo wavelike bounce !, short like a gnome, and balding ..ooo shiny! live with my old parents in a small home , i got my own room , Yipee!! ooo yeah broke too , if i look between the sofa cushions i might get lucky and find enough loose change to eat at McDonalds !! oh yes i am on a roll now.. i snore like a train , i fart in bed- the dutch oven special coming right up !!
About you
any color but i do prefer green , like star trek ! maybe red , like in john carter of mars! or blue like in mass effect the game!! breathing is great too , unless your particular specie is anaerobic that is great too !! not too light and not too heavy , but just right ! not too short and not too tall , but just right ! not too timid and not too bossy but just right ! other than those things i demand perfection lol -- as long as your a woman , breathing , loyal, likes to earn her living and share in the expense, not too hard on eyes , and start a family from super hard ground up to what ever heights of the sublime we may achieve together lol (wink )! easy peasy !
Personal info
5'2" (158cm) and a few extra kg / pounds.
