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5'8" (173cm) and average body type.
Realistic Dreamer With Both Feet Planted Firmly In The Air 😃
Location
Southampton (England), United Kingdom [ show map ]
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I'm here to meet girls 35 to 65 years old for dating, friendship and serious relationship.
About me
🔥‼️Raising And Lowering The Tone Since 1966 🔥‼️
Anyone else here AWAKE as opposed to woke??
A Realistic Dreamer With Both Feet Planted Firmly In The Air ~_-
DESCRIPTION:
One Lovable, User Friendly, Hard Working, Semi Intelligent Dreamer.
Some Creasing, Slight Rust, Chassis Good Although A Tune Up Wouldn’t Go A Miss.
100% Genuine And Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin!
TERMS OF LEASE:
Available For Long Term (subject to availability) Relationships and/or Friendships.
COST:
Cheap As Chips! (Occasional BOGOF Offers Available *conditions apply)
USER MANUAL:
Responds Well To, Red Wine, Lasagna, Flowers, Fun And Good Conversation.
GUARANTEE:
Will Arrive Packaged At No Extra Cost, On Time And **Fit For Purpose.
***Returns Accepted.
APPLICATIONS:
Upon Request And First Come First Served!
Due to the unique nature of this individual please note that there is only one in stock.
*Still working on the conditions.
**The word 'fit' here is used very loosely.
***Please have Kleenex at the ready as waterworks possible.
About you
❗️IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE PHOTO DO NOT CONTACT ME.
MEN SEE WITH OUR EYES FIRST AND FOREMOST. IF YOU DONT GET THAT AND HAVE NO COMPREHENSION OF THAT THEN DO NOT MAKE CONTACT AS I WILL NOT BOTHER TO REPLY.
IF YOU HAVE MADE ZERO EFFORT WITH YOUR PROFILE DO NOT CONTACT ME❗️
God Fearing. A Feminine Lady. Captivating Eyes. Lovely Legs. Good Communicator. Tactile. Passionate.